Response from Radio Listeners Overwhelming
Here are some of the emails we've received in the Spring of 2000 when Kelloggs ran the cereal ad :

I heard about this site on the radio!!!

Yea, it's true.... I heard it on some raisian bran crunch commercial.... Pretty weird.... yea, tha'ts all i have to say.... i can't write anymoe.... Bye! Brian.

(like he could write b4)

you're famous

you may have already heard this, but some breakfast cereal (Kellogg's

raisin bran, I think) is using your website's name in one of it's radio

commercials.

Sounds like 'dilution of copyright' to me ;)

You guys don't know....

You guys don't know the half of it. I'm an artists...AKA, I get drunk once a week and make messes on a canvas. The rest of the time, I tend to sit on the sofa and watch my roommate drool, or watch tv. I have to walk the dog, and feed him, though. The only reason I knew about this place was because of the corn flakes commercial on the radio. Anyway...Ta.

-Enigma

Slackin ain't easy but workin's harder

If you're going to do something do it to the best of your ability. That is why I uphold the Slacker's Guidelines to the letter. I refuse to get caught violating even one word of that wonderfully written creed.

Slacker's UNITE!

-TBark

Slackers Rule!!!:

This site rocks man!! Please update it soon!!!

Scotty

To Cool!!!

What a goof man, a cereal (Ludicrisp) that endorses slacking!! I gotta get me a couple dozen boxes. When are you guys gonna get this site up to speed?? I for one am looking forward to it, hell I've got nottin better to do.

Slackers Rule!!

You are the King of Slacking

What in the world? Slackers? Is there such a thing? Say it isn't so!! I'm going to come here and bug you all the time so you have something to do other than slack! This is just the beginning. Are you scared?

About Alf

I propose that we launch some sort of robot-force for our labour......of all kinds. (be it manual executive work, or even legislative.(only the robots are gonna be folowing the laws anyway--we'll be kickin back relaxing wherever possible.)) but we'll have to make sure that we have robots waiting by to destroy the origional ones in the unlikely event that they become unloyal--but then again......that would require alot more effort......so i guess we can just forget about the second thought.

Sid Vicious

Site on Radio!!!

Hey I heard about this site on the radio commercial. Since I just listen to the radio all day, it is kind of hard to avoid it. But, my answer is to just leave it on since turning it on and off is just more work. Hey I gotta earn my own money right??? Especially since I am bringing up another little slacker. But I am lookin for any other Mexican slackers out there??? VIVA LOS SLACKAMOS!!!

Annalisa

Slacker Jobz

Try government jobs! I understand that congress has done no work for 200 years!

Slackers Unite

This page kicks ass- Get those tshirts going, i'd buy one. Heh that dude on the front.. me 20 years from now.

Jim

Next Generation

We r the next Generation of the Slackers! they call us the 'College Students' ! I did absolutely no work in my 4 yrs of college life. Copied all my paper and programz off the Net or my not-so-slacker friends!

Now i have a problem findin' a job since i didn't learn anything at school ... I guess i 'll just move on to be a professional slacker at work. I shall find a company that will hire slackers to do what we do the best, which is absolutely nottin' ...

your fellow slacker

Heard about this site on the Radio

It's true I just heard it too. It's what brought me here. Kellogg's Raisin Bran radio commercial mentions totalslacker.com...cool.

 
Cool ass site

I heard that Kelloggs commercial , they said something about getting rich.I was on the internet ( and very bored ) when I heard it so I showed up. Cool ass site , funny as hell. Weird that they would give you nation-wide advertisement , when you see I huge multi million dollar company give notice to a website which has nothing to do with cereal nor did you pay for it , it truly proves that slackers can get away with everything by doing what we do best .Nothing.. Ricin :-)

Advise?

You guys should sue the pants off the ceral company that's using your name (Raisin Bran Crunch, I think)..... Then, you could hire someone else to work on this site for you, rathe than doing it all yourself.. More slackinb time!! Im not fixingthe grammatical errors - Im a bit of a slacker myself

 

DUDES!!! This site rox!!!!

Dudes! of course, i heard about this site on the radio, and i had to check it

out for myself!!! it totally kicks ass!!!

slacker story

Hi guys! well I guess i would consider myself to be a major slacker. I did lots of hard work until i figured out that it was getting me nowhere and everyone took advantage of it, so I said screw it, im only going to do what i have to to get by. I'm 33 years old and divorced for about 4 years. i pay fricckin 106.00 a week for 2 kids so my paycheck is shit when they get done with it. I work for a local printing co. that only pays me 9.00 hour. I go into work about 9;30 every morning mon-fri and i do deliveries for them. when there is no deliveries i work in the bindery and do trash and shit like that. I can take up to an hour to empty the garbage and i do it as slow as possible. I can kill a lot of time walking around and looking busy. People think im friggin weird because i dont give a shit after being fucked for 4 years by friend of the court. I do as little as possible like i said and I will probalbly end up getting fired at some point. my parents think im a total slacker and dont understand me. I have been trying to get rich in network marketing but i suck at it so i still have to work. If all slackers would go to www.ru2rich.net and sign up for a basic package to get started in my business, i could quit work and get down to some serious slacking. Im not stupid as im sure most slackers have above average intelligence. but we like to enjoy the good things in life and working all the damn time is not one of them! So, my name is Brian Holmes, im a slacker and damn proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you

 

 
My Vote For the best Slacking movie

I have 3 1.Clerks 2.Mallrats & 3. Dazed and Confused<----on of the best slacker movies! I heard about you on a cereal commercial....wow i didn't think that there was a way to get rich for slacking off this KICKS!!! you guys are setting an example for slackers EVERYWHERE!!! THANK YOU!!! -Kelly-

 

 

Slacker for life

i used to think that it was just me, but now i know there are other slackers just like me. i just finished slacking through college. i did as little work as possible and got most of my papers and such, off the internet. i actually graduated and have now found a job where i can slack off all day. sometimes i pinch myself to see if i'm awake and i am.... my boss at my old part time job used to call me a slacker. i showed him alright. slacking has paid off... keep up the slacking guys thanks andy

  
Commerical on the radio???

I dont know if they have the commercial on the radio or not. i work (dont want to, but need money) at a movie theater, a Regal theater, and they have a tape that they play when movies arent going on. on that tape they have the comercial. i heard it the first time and wasnt really paying attention. i thought that it had said, "slackers.com" so i went there. turns out that is a porn site. so i tried "slacker.com" not a porn site, but not near as great as this one. in other words, anyone that goes to movies, gets to hear the commercial on this site. Keep up the good slacking, i know i do, my grades show it, Bob Baggins

 

No Subject

this is absaluty wondabull WOW I feel rihgt at home hereeee

 

Message to all who have submitted words of support.

Thank you and we hope to provide you useful ideas and tips on slacking.  Stayed tuned.

  

totalslacker message board
(June 2002) 

FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!! WOULD SOME OF YOU SLACKERS CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO THIS GOD FORSAKEN MESSAGE BOARD!!!!
Please go to our homepage http://www.totalslacker.com for weekly updates on slacking by the zeroboyz.

LARSON:  Hows about some articles!!!

Panamarick:  Where's the latest pics and footage of your trip to Jamaica??

The lack of participation from the slacker community is enough to convert this site to PORN!!!

YAHOO places totalslacker.com in #1 in category for "slacking" and Excite.com places totalslacker.com #2 for "slackers"

(OLD NEWS BUT WE WILL HYPE THE HELL OUT OF IT)

YAHOO initially informed us this past March, that totalslacker.com will be placed in the YAHOO directory under PEOPLE>HOMEPAGES!!!(number 23,084,234 in the listing) WOW, we couldn't have done less to deserve this. First, Kelloggs with their nationwide totalslacker.com radio campagin and then to be placed number 23,454,787 in a YAHOO listing of homepages.   However, just recently, we learned that totalslacker.com was placed number #1 in this category.  YAHOO RULES!!!

Also we recently learned that Excite.com has placed totalslacker.com #2 for slackers.

 

totalslacker.com gets air-time on nationwide radio commercial. (An old article from March 2000.)

Kelloggs Corporation is using totalslacker.com in their nationwide radio commercial to promote their Corn Flakes and Raisin Bran cereals.

zeroboyz, the producers of totalslacker.com comment, "we don't know why, but we are getting nationwide radio coverage for nothing.  This is completely in line with the goals of our site, -to do nothing - nottin."

In an effort to further cash in, zeroboyz, fired off the following email to Kelloggs execs.

It has come to our attention that an on-going radio ad promoting your cereals is using our business name and domain name "totalslacker.com" in the commerical. While we in no way endorse your product, we would be happy to provide licensing for use of the "totalslacker.com" name in your radio commercial for a nominal fee.

Please contact us immediately for further negotiations. We appreciate your prompt attention to this matter.

This is Kelloggs response.

Thank you for sending the information regarding your domain name. We appreciate the opportunity. We are unaware as to which product has been advertised on the radio, but are unable to take advantage of your offer due to present plans and commitments. Your interest in our company and products is appreciated.

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As of yet, the zeroboyz, being totalslackers, did nothing to further pursue this issue.

Ludicrip Cereal  -totalslacker.com  launches own cereal under subsidiary SlackerMills.

Hundreds are hired from the slacker community. Back orders for product may be indefinite.
 

Dean Michael J. Schwartzkoff IV - as captured from a hidden security camera in a campus storeroom, packing his face with an entire case of twinkees cakes.

 "Morbidly twinkee dependant and a slacker royale' "

sneered one of the Slacker University officials.

The active dean of the lowly esteemed Slacker University - Mr. Swartzkoff has been placed on temporary suspension pending an investigation of the on campus twinkee heist.

It is purported that over 50 cases of millenium edition twinkees are suspiciously at large. No formal charges have been filed as yet in this case.

 

Latest excerpt from the Slackers Junk Food Digest:

 

 7-11 has outstanding hot chocolate. Build yourself a kick-butt mocha by cutting 74.55% hot C. with your choice of flavored coffee. If you like your brew on the sickeningly suite side, add a two, tree shots of the free flavored creamer graciously offered by the kind 7-11 folx.

Be warned however...Do not open hot chocolate dispensing machine to check chocolate mix levels under any circumstances. Sub-zero received a police escort to the gutter and was issued a severe, permanently disfiguring disciplinary clubbing by several officers for doing exactly this.

Subzero - "all things being equal I'd do it again!!"

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