Dean:  Michael J. Swartzkoff

"an institution dedicated to slacking"

Is this You??!

"I try to be a slacker, I really do, but the only time I can is when no one else is around. I'm ashamed to slack in public. my room looks like that one picture (bottom of home page) unless someone is coming over then I have to clean it. I hate it". (this is an actual email that was sent to us)

slacker U to the rescue!

You should be able to learn most of the slacking tips on this site. - Notice the lack of content on our web-site.  Are we ashamed?!! -Maybe our friends and relatives are, but that's not important.  What's more is that you will be able to enroll in slackerU for a nominal fee and receive a degree for doing absolutely nautin!

Courses at Slacker U

Intro to Mooching 103
Professor Stu Henderson

In this class, first year students will learn the basics of getting free things from people
without actually having to get a job. Students will learn how to extract such essential items as money, food, and alcohol from friends and family. Important concepts of laziness and sloth are introduced. Required reading: “Dude, You Know I’m Good for It” by Steve “Skip” Mahoney

Classic Video Gaming 322
Dr. Paul Mankowitz

This class, specifically designed for students majoring in Video Game Theory, is an
examination of great home console games of the 80’s and early 90’s. From Donkey Kong to Mortal Kombat, Classic Video Gaming 322’s cirriculum includes finding secret levels, mastering special moves, and saving various Princesses. Required reading: “The Street Fighter II Player’s Guide” by Sony Press

Fall enrollment coming soon.  - Well, maybe next fall. In the meantime here are two books you might check out before class starts.

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