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commence
to play when the boss is away |
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continually
seek new technologies to reduce your workloads |
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expend
most of your energy and thought evading work and covering your ass |
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become
as unnoticed as possible - develop total anonymity and
invisibility - they can't fire a specter |
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put
off today what you can surreptitiously unload on another |
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develop
an appreciation for delegation |
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master
the fine art of dawdling |
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make
yourself permanantly unavailable - let them find some uninformed
sucker to crap on |
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no
favors under any circumstances |
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learn
to look busy when slacking off -
stealth
slacking |
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tis
better to have never attempted then to have wasted thy resources
and time, only to faileth |
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Condition
your employer to expect less, keep them hungry for more and slowly
let them starve |
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learn
to gracefully dodge responsibility and blame whilst anonymously
pinning it on your undesirable co-workers |
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develop
a repertoire of afflictions and conditions - that when used
strategically will preempt you from laborious tasks at work, and
may in-turn serve as a sympathy ploy |
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invest
in one or more external joint/appendage stabilizing devices - eg.
neck-brace, knee-brace, wearing one to the job when a heavy
workload or rigid deadline is anticipated. You'll likely receive
sympathy, and a reduced work-load plus your employer will note how
much of a trooper you are for showing up in such poor physical
condition |
