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Local Slacker Embarks on Time Travel Journey |
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In light of recent warnings of suicide bombings,
summer shark attacks, and global warming, local
slacker Brandon Merryweather, 26, has decided to
travel ahead in time to an age when such dangers
do not exist. According to reports,
Merryweather’s complicated time travel method
involves
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Man Loses Job Over Risk Game |
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A particularly intense game of “Risk”, the Parker
Brothers strategy game of global
domination, turned out to be the end of yet
another job for Hartford, CT resident Larry
Jersowicz yesterday. Mr. Jersowitz, who was
supposed to report for work at Uncle
Ralphie’s Chicken Hut at 4:00 PM, was allegedly
playing the epic game until 7:00 PM, when his
troops finally invaded North America.
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EasilyAmused.com
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Features
totalslacker.com as Premiere Site for wasting
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Does the
Totalslacker Diet Work?? |
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If gaining 311
pounds is your objective, yes. After 4 months of
following the totalslacker doctrine of eating
potatoes chips, ice cream, and tubs of fudge, the
hot vixen on the left was transformed to the women
on the right. The zeroboyz, creators of this
site, are reportedly holed-up in an undisclosed
location trying to avoid the wrath of her enraged
boyfriend. "Hey we didn't think anyone would take
the lifestyle promoted in this site serious." |
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Curb-side
Food Pick-up |
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A growing number of restaurants like Applebees and
Chili's are offering curbside food pick-up.
Just phone or fax your order in advance.
Industry experts anticipate that half of all
restaurant business will eventually be curb-side. |
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hours!” Bill G., Seattle |
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